Leaked, phone conversation between a student and a mark-for-sex professor
Prof: Me that agreed, I know what I mean, so, if you don’t trust me then forget it.
Student: It is not that I don’t trust you, but need assurance.
Prof: Continue looking for assurance, I f I won’t do it, why will give you an audience in the first instance.
Prof: If I am not interested in doing it, I won’t give you audience. The other person has come, and I have told her straightway, because there is nothing that I can do to bail that person out and her own mark is even more than your own.
The person scored 39, while your own 33. I am only …so what else ever do you
You can see it any time you come
Student: Where are you now sir?
Prof: We at Moro; they are doing exam, the MBA executives
Student: They are just writing their own exam?”
Prof: They are just starting today
Student: When will you be in the office?
Prof: That will be after the exam by 4.30, I will finish the exam by 4.30. but by 5pm I will be in the office.
Student: Should I come by five?
Prof: If you will not come, and be asking me stupid questions again,
Student: It is not stupid questions now ah ah
Prof: If you are ready…you told me you are doing menstruation
Student: I was really doing my period sir. I swear to God, Professor XYZ
Prof: Stop mentioning my name, stop mentioning my name
Student: I was really doing my period sir
Prof: And now nko?
Student: That was almost the end now, and now I have finished.
Prof: It has finished, that means that your boyfriend has done it yesterday.
Student: Is it every time that someone will be doing it with a boyfriend. Is it every time you do it with your wife?
Student: It is a lie, it is not possible
Prof: It is not possible I am just joking
Student: (Ehn, ngba mii, o ma nsun yo) sometimes, people get tired of it
So, what is the 411 now?
Prof: You mean?
Student: 411 is , what is the plan now
Prof: Ehn, let’s have the first one, today, and then, I will do it (rectify the result) in your presence. And then we will do another one tomorrow.
Student: Ehn, se kini yen wa je bi ounje ni? (is sex food?)
Prof: Our agreement is 5
Student: Is it B you want to give me or A?
Prof: No, ……
Student: Why will it be five times you will now knack me before I pass?
Prof: That’s why I will do
Student: Prof, you know what? let me fail it, I can’t do it for five times. For what, let me fail.
*conversation transcribed by our reporter from one of the concerned students