UNILAG Love Garden: Hold Your Manly Urges When Coming Here

If it’s UNILAG Love Garden you are coming to, then do well to hold your manly urges, being that you are certain to see things first hand, that would taunt them.

A cherished spot at the famed Nigerian university of first choice, the University of Lagos (UNILAG), Love Garden is many person’s idea of an ideal campus rendezvous.

Sandwiched there between the Senate Building, Faculty of Arts and Faculty of Law, Love Garden has an unbeatable ambience that attracts lovebirds first and foremost, bookworms next, and even so wandering strangers, visitors that gravitate there from far and near.

You could just find to your utter chagrin, that the woman messenger who just branched in there, loads of papers in hand, is soon joined by a male colleague. But it is not the bulk of papers in their hands that they had branched in to discuss.

Office detail by a few minutes to 6pm?  She just stylishly reached for her colleague’s flaps and began to tug at it, occasionally looking up to seek his consent.  Less this writer, almost every other scene within Love Garden this blessed Thursday, was a pair, a male and a female, most if not all in compromising positions.

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It was yours sincerely who was forced to remove his focus, from this one, seeing that yo the engagement was about to progress into something more determined.

Of the four fellows he saw when he got that particular flower bench, two had taken their leave. In fact, the remaining two were already into themselves. The young man, by their conversation, a final year, was now lying on his back, his female accomplice leaning nearly fully flat on him, running her palms fro and to his unusually flat tummy. You would almost think she was reaching out to bringing something out from between his legs.

Close to it, because her hand was now exploring the  venturing, from stroke to stroke, down dipper his loose army baggy trouser, both chewing away on heavens-knows what…

Pity for the teen confectionaries hawker, with a stand towards the Faculty of Law, forced as it were, to witness things obviously beyond her tender age and having her innocence seared this moment.  Talk about learning by observation, she was force-learning by observation. There was no doubt her innocence was being started by the compromising positions all around.  They were storing in her fertile memory, imageries for consultation in the near or distant future.

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It is not at Lagoon Front, another famous campus rendezvous after all, that campus lovers usually fulfil their romantic fantasies to the full, despite it providing the best scenery ever. Any day, Love Garden can hold its own, as haven for all manner of frolicking for its ever ready patrons.

No other resort on campus, offers campus lovers such limitless options, With these impressive crowd at a few minutes to six, there is no telling when these couples would have their fantasy fill; it is still a beehive. At a few minutes to six, it is a full beehive. You could hardly count the number now, nor recount for certainty what all these fellows did with one another from flower bench to another, just a question indulging themselves in the best ways of reaching their passion destinations.

No pretense could shield that. They were proposing, necking, kissing, sipping, munching, speaking in low tones, or loud voices as the case was. And then too, sulking, and quarreling when probably the friendliness had gone sour.

Somewhat, all the ambiance and serenity of Love Garden is not enough to hold hurts and disappointments down. Once stumbling on a painful reality,  cheating in some sort of way, you could see them bow to the grips of emotions, sobbing, trying hard to suppress the accompanying pains, or bursting out altogether.

Not even that is new to Love Garden. In all its years serving love birds, it had seen it all – love, passion, trust, mistrust, treachery or the result of them, UNILAG Love Garden has been a silent witness.

By far, its busiest season is the exam season, when some bookworms would almost sleep an entire night at Love Garden. Believe me, they could have better options in any of the several classes in Faculty of Arts or Faculty of Law, but somehow, you find these pilgrims massing towards, and in fact settling at Love Garden.

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Outside those who call for the purpose of study, who can really tell, how many and what nature of hurts that Love Garden had witnessed; albeit the number of passions that it had nurtured in its life time?