When Another Man Steals Your Wife, This Is What To Do

Life truly could be complex such that otherwise simple matters could lead to life-threatening situations, because men have refused to properly analyse it.

Psychologists and philosophers have come to agree that a proper synthesis of otherwise serious matters could be the gateway to a longer and fulfilling existence. In fact, you could do well to learn, sometimes to laugh at life, if not for anything else to keep your sanity.


  1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

~By Lee Majors

  1. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

~By Al Gore

  1. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

~By Socrates

  1. Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.

~By Mike Tyson

  1. The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?

~By George Clooney

  1. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

~By Bill Clinton

  1. “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”

~By George W. Bush

  1. “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”

~By Rudy Giuliani

  1. “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”

~By Michael Jordan


  1. “I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!

~By Donald Trump

  1. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
  2. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
  3. Whenever you’re right, shut up.

~By Shaquille O’Neal

  1. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…

~By Kobe Bryant

  1. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

~By David Hasselhoff

  1. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

~By Alec Baldwin

  1. A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.

~By Barack Obama

  1. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

~By Tommy Lee

  1. A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

~By Brad Pitt

  1. First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”

Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”

~ By Jimmy Kimmel

  1. “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”

~By David Letterman

  1. “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes Suffering!

~By Jay Leno

  1. “The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife”

~By Brandon Breezy

Forward this to all the guys to give them a good laugh …….and [if necessary] only to ladies with a good sense of humour who can handle it!


-featured image courtesy of hivisasa

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