Help Me Someone, I Am Just Seeing Nakedness Everywhere

By Cami Ezenwa

I have been wondering the reason I am just seeing nakedness everywhere? Is it sheer delusion on my side, or simply the after-effect of succeeding regimens of assaults that one has received in my manly psyches in the recent?

In my neigbourhood, at the bus stop, office, old naira exchange queue, almost everywhere, there is usually one exposed body or another, to wit, a compromising pose to try to remove one’s unwary eyes from.  Indeed, why is it that I am just seeing nakedness everywhere?

In an Ogba, Ikeja-bound keke the other day, the affront from the all-ladies passengers, was so much I found it difficult keeping front. My head was perpetually down, less I be charged, even if non-verbally, of relishing such a dizzying show of vanity.

Worse was the one by the driver’s side, who by picture was the vanity cheer-leader. She had on, long reddish nails that looked like the eagle’s claws, a failed attempt at changing her black hair to red, and the dressing that left more parts of her voluptuous body uncovered.

It was that pattern of dress they call show back she had on, but this, to be frank with you, was show some things else: let me not be the one to mention names.

And to think that I was the one who was ashamed for her and her other accomplices!

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If it were just this two, believe yours sincerely, I would not be shouting blue murder: I would not be saying: help me someone, much less wondering why I am just seeing nakedness everywhere.

It was at a wedding the other day: I hadn’t seen a worse affront as far I can remember. Personally, I hadn’t come in contact with feminine dressing as flimsy and suggestive as could drag down a soaring spiritual antennae in a matter of seconds.

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I am referring to a dressing that offered everything to the beholder, and nothing else, to leave to the imagination.

A plump fair lady of impressionable height but she chose to be attired in a totally see-through white lace, to a wedding?

They were actually doing this dancing in a church

Those things she had as under wears had blended with her colour and skin, and try as much as you were doing to look away, you were still trying, involuntarily, to figure out where the edge of panties left off, and her real body began. What is this?

I shared my personal dilemma at a meeting the other day – it wasn’t even a “churchious” gathering for that matter – and I was shocked the number of corroborations I got.

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Meaning that when it comes to assaulting men’s sensibilities, the ladies have developed an upper hand. They do it in such a way, that you are actually the one feeling shy, afraid and in fact guilty for them.

I had seen a scenario before where a man who could not put up with the affront around him decided to voice out. Do you know, he ended up receiving painful bruises to his masculine ego; the verbal feminine lashings were such that pained more than whips?

Poor him, he still did not get a chance of responding to even one of the many ludicrous questions they fired at him: what were you looking at? Why can’t you keep your face straight, why can’t you mind your business? Must you look at ladies and their dressing?

And with their number seemingly, far outstripping men’s, how do you think to win any argument bordering on women’s vanity dressings with women.

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Pray, where in this city now would you find yourself and not find, curiously though, that there appear to be more ladies than men, dressed more vainly than ever?

As a matter of fact, where have you seen a bevy of ladies and they are dressed such that there are no assaults on your manliness?

May be I need to undertake another spiritual retreat and fast too, otherwise, I am just seeing nakedness everywhere. And if I am the one correct, we possibly may make do with a real moral rebirth.